Saturday, May 22, 2010

I'm a Ninja

I just killed a fly. With. my. BARE HANDS! It was perched on the edge of the table and *SMACK* down it went to the floor. Then it jumped and I killed it again. That's the second one I've gotten this fly season. Pretty sure that makes me an official ninja. Then as I carried the corpse to the trashcan I stubbed my toe on a toy train. Must've used up all the ninja skills on the fly. Freakin' train bringing me back to reality. Or maybe the universe was just getting me back for committing a tiny murder (and my ninja skills are still intact).
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4 comments:

  1. Robin @ BlommiMay 23, 2010 at 6:27 AM

    I would totally claim Ninjahood, if I got 2 of those lil buggers in one day. I have plenty of opportunity to practice my skills, since my daughter loves to dawdle when entering & exiting the house.

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  2. KnoxMay 23, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    Hahaha I think the dawdlers are in secret alliance with the flies. For me, it's the cats. Thanks for stopping by!

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  3. AlexandraMay 26, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    I've done some major Ninja moves , too, most involve catching flying babies falling off of playground equipment.

    Very cute!

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  4. KnoxJune 1, 2010 at 10:23 PM

    I can only hope my ninja skills extend to little dude. Between my accident prone tendency and the number of times he hits his head every day it's not looking good.

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